“We were, for whatever reason, the lucky ones who survived when no one else had. Pretty girls covered in blood. As such, we were each in turn treated like something rare and exotic. A beautiful bird that spreads its bright wings only once a decade.”
Let me start this review by saying that I wanted to love this book. I honestly went into it expecting it to be amazing. Everyone I know who had read it gave it 4+ stars, so that must mean it’s flawless, right? Sadly… I must have missed something, because I almost DNF’d this about a dozen times.
This book starts off by following Quincy, who is a “final girl”; this term is derived from horror films, and refers to the last girl standing. Almost a decade prior, Quinn and her friends were savagely attacked by a mass murderer while on a weekend cabin trip, and only Quinn survived. The biggest problem? She has no memory of anything that happened between the moments before the attack and the moment she was rescued.
Maybe part of my problem with this book was the fact that I went into it expecting it to pick up with some sort of action right from the start. Nope! The first 60% of this book had me beyond bored. It turns out that the bulk of the plot for the first while is just Quinn coping with what happened to her, getting to know her asshole public defender boyfriend, her Super-McSteamy-cop-who’s-clearly-in-love-with-me-but-of-course-I-don’t-want-to-sleep-with-him-who-me-nope-no-way-teehee savior Coop, finding out that the oldest “Final Girl” has just mysteriously committed suicide, and meeting the middle “Final Girl”, Sam, who is established as being Pretty Freaking Strange from the get-go.
The second half of the book is a slew of twists and turns that mostly just didn’t make a whole lot of sense and/or felt superpredictable. I think I guessed both of the “big twists” 30% in? And one of those big twists, when I finished the book, made me realize… why was it even there? What sense did it make? It was this huge build-up and yet it ultimately added nothing of value.
Alright, y’all already know I’m a sucker for good characters; I’ll ignore a poorly developed plot all day long if there’s some good, solid character development and at least one likable starring role. Sadly, this book was not having ANY of my nonsense.
• Quinn is awful. I mean genuinely, 100% awful. She is so self-contradicting it’s pathetic, and she just makes one terrible decision after another. I rolled my eyes so many times I’m surprised they didn’t fall out of my head.
• Jeff, the public defender boyfriend? Also awful. He spends most of the book demanding Quinn to fit into his little box of Perfect Survivor Girl Who Never Dwells on the Traumas of Her Past™, and every time she slips outside of it and shows any form of weakness, he strikes.
• Sam is boring, and annoying, and she ends every other sentence with “babe”. That’s all I really can say.
• Everyone else is either too minor to mention or their entire existence is a ~twist~ so I don’t wanna spoil anything for you lovely folks.
FINAL VERDICT ➳➳
I wanted to love this book. I tried to love this book. I couldn’t do it. I would still encourage anyone who’s a fan of adult thrillers to check this book out, because seriously, guys, my entire friends list seems to be head over heels for this book, and if that’s the case, I want people to pick it up and read it and hopefully fall in love with it. That just didn’t happen for me.
Thank you so much to NetGalley and Dutton for providing me with this ARC! As you can see, my opinions are entirely my own.
Bummer!! I love any kind of commentary on horror movies, so I thought this book looked really interesting. Sorry you didn’t like it! I’m still not sure whether or not I’m gonna check it out.
I love horror commentary, too, so I was really hoping it would run with that theme a little more than it did! Tbh though, despite the fact that the phrase “final girls” was probably used 249 times (lol), I wasn’t feeling any kind of real connection between the two beyond the quick explanation of “oh this is a term from a horror movie jsyk”. 🙁 If you do check it out, though, I would love to hear your thoughts! Every review I’ve seen for it has been raving, so I think it was just a miss for me.
Interesting! I’ll def let you know what I think if I do end up reading it, but if there isn’t more of a connection than that, I probably won’t prioritize it very much ?
This is the second review I’ve read of this book today. The first one was super positive about it. But you don’t seem to have enjoyed it at all. And now I’m super confused–to read or not to read, that is the question ? Thank you for your honest review.
I feel like the only person in the world who didn’t like this book, lol! Because so many reviewers have raved about it, I honestly am recommending everyone who I talk to about it, to pick up a copy and see for themselves, because I think this one just wasn’t for me. 🙂
I know! It’s nice to have such different views though. ?
It definitely is!
What a great review. I love watching horror films but I never knew the term ‘final girl’ really existed? I guess you learn something knew everyday. The book sounds a lot like the film Cabin in the Woods ( I think that is what it is called?)
Aw thank you! Oh I loved Cabin in the Woods. That is one of my all-time favorite films. 🙂 I love the snarky commentary on horror films it provides. I think I would have enjoyed this book more if it had that snarky, funny quality to it.
I loved your review, which is hysterical because I loved the book! LOL! I’m just getting ready to start writing my review tonight…or I hope! But it is so funny how two people can read it and have such different views. But I didn’t think about how Jeff is actually pretty awful. I kinda liked him, but he really is a dick at times now that I think about it more, lol!! Thanks for pointing that out!!! This is definitely one of those books with mixed reviews all over the place 🙂
LOL I take it as the highest form of compliment that a blogger with completely opposite views from mine on a book still enjoyed my review! Haha I’m sure you know what I mean, but your comment made me smile. I love reading positive reviews on the book because I wanted so badly to enjoy it that I can’t even be salty about it ?
Haha!! I’m so glad I could make you smile!! And yes, I know what you mean! I love reading all the different reviews whether I agree or not; it’s all fun! That’s like with The Marsh King’s Daughter!! I bought it because all the hype then I couldn’t wait to be done just to get over with it, lol! I wanted to love it so badly, lol ?
Ahaha that’s the worst!
Definitely…even worse that I bought the damn thing ?
I’ve just had a good chuckle reading this because I completely agree with your points about Quinn. I mean, I know she’s been through something beyond terrible, but that doesn’t excuse how annoying she is most of the time!! 🙂
Haha thank you! I’m so glad I’m not alone ?
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